Stupid Phrase

"It is what it is". I hate that. I'm hearing it more and more lately. Some things are what they are, but not every damned thing. Most of the time it's "it is what you made it" and "it is what you let it be" or even "it is what what you freaking decided it should be".
I am one who gets very tired of overused phrases and this one is at the top of my list right now.

Other options

I could also:
Join the circus,
Join a cult and then irritate the hell out of them until they throw me out,
Try to get on a reality show
Become a mattress tester and nap all day and get paid for it.
Still thinking.......

What shall it be????

Since my 2nd divorce is now final, I find myself at 54, retired with a part-time job and living a life that many women would envy. I need to do something new. Here are some options I've thought of:
Get a tattoo
Join the Peace Corps
Become a lesbian
Write a book
Find a rich old man to marry

Suggestions?

Is This On???

I haven't blogged in months and months. I think I'm ready to start spouting my opinions again.